Greetings card.
 
Duck says, "Helloooooooooo!!!".
You say, "Not now, Duck! I'm online shopping! Can't you see I need time to browse?"
 
You have a strained relationship.
 
Sustainably sourced high quality 340gsm card.
Blank inside so you can fill it with anything from sweet nothings to unsettling sea shanty lyrics. 
Comes with a lovely white envelope that's green inside (VERY exciting) and a teeny tiny A Little Hat Friend sticker to do with as you please.
Always packed and posted with 100% recyclable packaging.