Greetings card.

Some say her nose is a gherkin, some say half a bell pepper.  But I say it’s a nose. A perfect, not unusual at all, nose.

I manufactured this card out of spite due to unsavoury comments.

• Sustainably sourced high quality 340gsm card.

• Blank inside so you can fill it with anything from sweet nothings to unsettling sea shanty lyrics. 

• Comes with a lovely white envelope that's green inside (VERY exciting) and a teeny tiny A Little Hat Friend sticker to do with as you please.

• Always packed and posted with 100% recyclable packaging.